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Here I was thinking; "Hey I haven't checked this out in a while! It's about time I had a bit of a rant". Naturally I had no idea what I would rant about, but I like ranting. I found my subject matter when I realised thet "World Domination" is not a valid catagory subject on here.
This does not stand in good stead with the Republic of Mich, and let it be known his people are not best pleased either!

I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE! THEY SHALL BE HEARD! THAT'S WHY I'M USING CAPS, OH IT'S ...

You probably didn't guess , and I can't be arsed telling you.Today is a good day in the world of Office engineering! I made an astounding breakthrough in Papyrus Aeroplane engineering! The maiden flight set down nicely at the opposite end of the office after a favourable flight with sunshine and mild westerly winds.I decided only then to name it and colour it in, this one is obviously destined for greater things! Begone nameless cration! Arise "Sexiest plane mich has ever made, ever, MKII". ...

And what a fetching titfer it is too! A3 makes the most fantastic hats, unfortunatly my choice of colour is somewhat lacking. I might have piped for Luminecent marker, but its all a bit 80's really isn't it?! I hated the bloody 80's, when I was growing up in all the pictures I have i'm either wearing hideous clothes or i'm completely ass nekkid! That can't make for very healthy development....Point in case. I did , however, at one point own an amazing pair of beige and brown Y-Fronts! thats the ...