Torn blue sky

Here I was thinking; "Hey I haven't checked this out in a while! It's about time I had a bit of a rant". Naturally I had no idea what I would rant about, but I like ranting. I found my subject matter when I realised thet "World Domination" is not a valid catagory subject on here.
This does not stand in good stead with the Republic of Mich, and let it be known his people are not best pleased either!

I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE! THEY SHALL BE HEARD! THAT'S WHY I'M USING CAPS, OH IT'S ...