I havn't lost the spreadsheets! Iv'e gained a new hat!
And what a fetching titfer it is too! A3 makes the most fantastic hats, unfortunatly my choice of colour is somewhat lacking. I might have piped for Luminecent marker, but its all a bit 80's really isn't it?! I hated the bloody 80's, when I was growing up in all the pictures I have i'm either wearing hideous clothes or i'm completely ass nekkid! That can't make for very healthy development....Point in case. I did , however, at one point own an amazing pair of beige and brown Y-Fronts! thats the only thing from the 80's that brings me joy. Fortunately people like BA and the Hoff cancel out heinous memories of people like Tim Mallet... I lernt the word "Tosser" at quite a young age, so I did.
Anyway what I meant to say was "hello", and all the happy bollocks that come with it. Now, where is my electric stapler...