just to start it off
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, 08-03-2007 at 11:54 AM (1544 Views)
Q: How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to
design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.
Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and
screw itself in.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.
From: mjenson#NoSpam.silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Jenson)
Q:How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None. Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruitI never understoof why it has to be French Biochemists and not any other but here it goesFrom: "robert portice" <brandonp#NoSpam.ptd.net>
what did the french biochemist do with his twins? he baptised one and
saved the other for a control