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Q:  How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, one to
design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.
Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and
screw itself in.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes eight million years.

From: mjenson#NoSpam.silver.ucs.indiana.edu (Mike Jenson)

Q:How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None. Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit
 
I never understoof why it has to be French Biochemists and not any other but here it goes
From: "robert portice" <brandonp#NoSpam.ptd.net>

what did the french biochemist do with his twins? he baptised one and
saved the other for a control
 

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  1. mich's Avatar
    XD the freelancer and the flies... Classic stuff

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